Curse

Dunham{Enchanter Henchman · May 31, 2005, 04:31 PM // 16:31

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Lina {Protector Henchman} said:
Dunham deals in hexes, not enchantments. Everyone knows that mesmers like Dunham are for hexing enemies, not protecting allies

Um, yeah. That must be it. You human players just don't notice what a great job I'm doing hexing enemies. Must be.

CatLady · May 31, 2005, 07:01 PM // 19:01

Dear Orion:

Again, whilst I'll do love your ability to toss fire around, the other day you decided to lie around on the job again. I don't care if you did claim you were 'stuck' and couldn't move. I don't pay you to stand around doing nothing....on the other hand, you did make an excellent practice target post.....for the Char, that is.

Oziamus Amadi · May 31, 2005, 08:16 PM // 20:16

Orion got me ambushed again by that stupid firestorm. Cement shoes are exactly what he needs. He's made it personal now and quite simply he needs to "throw his life" away for the good of the others next time we go questing...

Academy Monk · May 31, 2005, 11:32 PM // 23:32

::sigh::

Once again you all have a get together whilst leaving me standing by the bloody rez portals... and with the entire community at that.

Let me ask you this, how come, if you all are soooo popular, I'm the only one the Noobs always send whispers too asking for me to join them on their quests. Of course I don't respond to them because there is only soooo many times and ways I can say that there is no chance in hell that I am going into the catacombs with you. It's scary down there, full of skeletons, gargoyles, and the worst of them all, SPIDERS!!!

Well enjoy your silly little BBQ

Mistress Eyahl · Jun 01, 2005, 02:47 AM // 02:47

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Originally Posted by A11Eur0

Orion is the mage, and Dunham is the enchanter.

Yes i know what they're called but there is no "Mage" profession which WE use. Dunham uses Elementalist skills, Claude uses Necromancer skills and Orion... has a stupid outfit.

Pevil Lahuta's Pet Moa · Jun 01, 2005, 04:19 AM // 04:19

Lina you are a femal dog! You are my next target and u will learn that no1 messes with the bird...(dont worry jackell i got ur back)

A11Eur0 · Jun 01, 2005, 05:16 AM // 05:16

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Originally Posted by Mistress Eyahl

Yes i know what they're called but there is no "Mage" profession which WE use. Dunham uses Elementalist skills, Claude uses Necromancer skills and Orion... has a stupid outfit.

Dunham does not use elementalist skills, He uses mesmer skills. Orion uses elementalist skills. And they both wear stupid outfits.
"Mage" refers to conventional magic. "Enchanter" refers to affecting something else, thus distracting or detracting from their original or peak performance in whatever they're doing. Essentially, Dunham is a playboy, who charms those beastly Tengu. He's into beastiality, I can tell.

Jackell · Jun 01, 2005, 05:17 AM // 05:17

Hell yeah. Even though I have a Melendu's Stalker named Muffin, the Moa's have got my respect. I didn't take one of you guys cuz I know your too prideful and good to follow a pc.

Muffin likes followin me around cuz I give her the bones. Most well fed Stalker around.

Oink · Jun 01, 2005, 05:17 AM // 05:17

Most of you know what it was like around the Gates of Kryta before the flood of humans came in (Beta Events before realease). If any of you humans or henchmen alike were able to keep me alive, I would watch you from the outpost. I'd say you are all pretty stupid! A henchmen group nor a full human group, you would all die in the swamp. *Snort* It really isnt all that hard, after you idiots passed away I would go out and slay them down and gain the 1000 Experiance. *Oink* How else do you think I got to level 8?

- And whats with Thom and Stephan always kicking me when im up there helping them melee? And Alesia always heals me last! *Snort, Oink* However after the flood of humans those skeletons started spacing out! Whats with that! I couldnt get my experiance because it became easy for the groups too kill all of them! EVEN HENCHMEN!

- Why wont you henchmen accept me!?

Just because I'm a damn pig doesn't in any way mean that im not valuable! I followed a nice ranger and his warrior friend after I got stranded in the jungle. The ranger took me as not a pet, but as a friend! The real important thing was happening I WAS BEING ACCEPTED! BUT DAMN YOU Reyna and Orian! You didnt even stop to think about it, you two were in the back giving each other the googly eyes!

- Meanwhile the ranger took me in some arenas to fight some humans. EVEN HIS ENEMYS LIKED ME! *Snort* They all remembered me in high respect! THat made me feel special! The ranger took me to the guild halls, But that damn ambassador wouldnt let me in after the ranger gained ownership of the island!

- And the seer will not infuse my nose! *Sniff* Why? Because I am a pig!? AND LINA! She wont cast protections on me! Not to mention the damn krytans that will not let me inside Lions Arch! WELL THEY LET YOU HENCMEN IN!

You will accept Joe! But not me? WHY!?!?!

Could a poor pig get some acceptance from his fellow NPCs? WHY WILL YOU NOT ACCEPT ME?!

JjK · Jun 01, 2005, 05:20 AM // 05:20

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Originally Posted by Joe

Click! Click!

OMFG LMFAOOOOO

*faint*

A11Eur0 · Jun 01, 2005, 05:22 AM // 05:22

mmmmmmm, i'm in the mood for some bacon and eggs. Maybe some pork chops, or a ham hock or two. Maybe you should pay a visit to Yak's Bend sometime, they let pigs like you in all the time.

Heron Fensbanel · Jun 01, 2005, 05:28 AM // 05:28

That is one angry pig.

Mistress Eyahl · Jun 01, 2005, 08:39 AM // 08:39

Oink.. you F***** off on my monk yesterday. When you weren't playing in the daisys, I found you fraternizing in the pen with the roly poly piglet! And a hog of your age! She's young enough to be your daughter! She's not even a glint in the butchers EYE!!!

Had to run ALL the way back to find you.. Grr.. Blasted SWINE!!!

Oink · Jun 01, 2005, 03:16 PM // 15:16

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Originally Posted by Mistress Eyahl

Oink.. you F***** off on my monk yesterday. When you weren't playing in the daisys, I found you fraternizing in the pen with the roly poly piglet! And a hog of your age! She's young enough to be your daughter! She's not even a glint in the butchers EYE!!!

Had to run ALL the way back to find you.. Grr.. Blasted SWINE!!!

You people never understand a good deed! First of all I would never flirt with that pig, shes the most annoying in the area. You know how the water is poisonous? Well what water do you think made that spot muddy? I saved a life, and all you can think about is how you had to walk 20 meters back to get me!

Mistress Eyahl · Jun 01, 2005, 08:43 PM // 20:43

20 meters my eye!

Eskimo Bob · Jun 01, 2005, 10:16 PM // 22:16

Have any of you noticed "stephan" spelt his own name wrong? It is "stefan" not "stephan".

Oh and Oink, how much do you weigh? What is your fat content? What diet are you on? How much do you exercize daily?

Mistress Eyahl · Jun 02, 2005, 12:24 AM // 00:24

I can answer the last question.... NOWT!!!

Mimu · Jun 02, 2005, 12:28 AM // 00:28

In regards to the speculation on Alesia's love-life..

I have photographic evidence to prove once and for all that she is mine!

See that look on her face? She wants me!

Makkert · Jun 02, 2005, 05:03 AM // 05:03

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Originally Posted by Eskimo Bob

Have any of you noticed "stephan" spelt his own name wrong? It is "stefan" not "stephan".

Oh and Oink, how much do you weigh? What is your fat content? What diet are you on? How much do you exercize daily?

I love Oink.

but those batch of last questions made me hungry. I want to fry Oink!
porkchops! porkchops!

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See that look on her face? She wants me!

good for you. you MAY be scoring a bald virtual girl...not only that, but she probably vowed to never have sex in her order... Then again, rules are to be broken. And seeing the posts of Alesia in this topic, I bet she does. Spicy little girl...

chalt2 · Jun 02, 2005, 05:24 AM // 05:24

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Originally Posted by Mistress Eyahl

20 meters my eye!

LOL just noticed your Eye work on your avater pic, nice!